Ebenezer Scrooge laments

Love, bah!
It's a myth, it's gotta be.
When I was three, I believed.
In true love and the tooth fairy.
When I was thirteen I believed.
In true love and that boy down the street.
When I was twenty three I believed.
In true love and the man of my dreams.
Well guess what.
The tooth fairy was my mommy.
The boy never liked me.
And as for the man of my dreams?
That nightmare still haunts me.
So don't talk to me about love, my friend.
That's not the world I live in.
Mr. Right took a wrong turn,
But Mr. Wrong's just right for me.